Ok new day, new beginnings. But how do I cram it all in?

Not a good start, I was in my usual grouchy mood when the back door was open and blew some stuff off the notice board. I shrugged at it and added it to my pile of things to do pile. Half way, or not even that far, through a coffee I had to get up for something which since left my memory and stood firmly on the drawing pin I had just watched falling to the floor!
I was screaming in pain and Mitch was shouting "what's is wrong" from outside at me. Corr it was properly stuck into my heal. I had to hold my breath and tease it out with my nails. It was an old fashioned brass one, which I decided to be pleased that I stood on it and not my son as hes only a toddler and is always pottering about bare footed.
Whoopee, I got it out and dripped some quite satisfying drops of blood about the kitchen floor and hobbled off trying to remember what I was doing before the coffee.

Not even sure what day it is today. Its been another one of those running around days, and apart from a casual reminder that its bin day, i wouldn't have known what day of the week it is. So this morning I knew it was Tuesday and did my best to work with it.
I'm still ill with my eyes, they hurt when I move them, but only in a fast way,so that is almost all the time. Trying not to move your eyes is really hard, especially when you are moving about. Go on, have a go! Its fine to scan the stuff in front but if you glance to the side, poke yourself in your eye to replicate my pain. I have been doing this for a while now thinking it was the day before flu symptoms. But hey I got the eye thing Saturday and the bin went out today, which I actually did myself this week, so it must be Tuesday, and I still got eye pain, but no flu.
Anyway as that is still really boring and is subdued with paracetamol, I might get on with the other stuff.
Maybe tomorrow as I'm so tired I cant think straight. I'll tell all about my petrol garage saga in tescos...its one to remember haha.